"Asking me the same thing?" Nac clenched her fists. "Why are you spying on me? Don't you have anything better to do?"
I looked over at the computer. The chubby boy was just watching. He gave me that same look of superiority, looking down at me like as if I was garbage. It was starting to tick me off to say the least.
"Who is that?" I finally asked her.
She seemed a bit taken back by my questions. She quickly went to shut the computer screen off. "No one! It's the source of that stupid broni friendzoni who won't leave me alone!" she answered.
"Broni friendzoni?" I raised my eyebrow.
"YES! You know, bronies who cry about the friendzone?" she told me with a frustrated look on her face. There was a hint of discomfort and sorrow in it though.
"Why would a 'broni friendzoni' hack an entire database just to contact you?" I asked her. "That doesn't sound very realistic"
"You don't sound very realistic!" she retorted immaturely.
"I don't think he'd appreciate you calling him that, didn't he ask you not to?" I asked her with a sly grin.
She burst out crying in that moment. "WHY WON'T YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?"
"Woah!" I immediately felt bad. Even if I didn't like the girl, I didn't want to make her cry. I just wanted her to explain herself. "Please don't cry! I just want to know what's going on."
"I do too, Kev! Don't you think we ALL want to know what's going on?" she sobbed. "My entire life is crumbling apart and I have lost control!"
"YOU'RE world? I had to witness my best friend's mangled body killed by some sick furry freak who hates some old Beatle's member to some obsessively sickening point. I can't sleep at night because I have horribly vivid nightmares that freak me the fuck out! You're not the only one with fucking problems, Nac!" I lashed out at her. Her statement angered me. Not that it was out of place for her to feel that way, but she isn't the one who lost a best friend and has been kept up with nightmares for days. "I mean what problems do you even have?"
"I understand and I'm sorry you lost your best friend, but that's not the only thing to have nigtmares about!" she began to speak, looking away before tearing up again and shooting me an angry look. "No, you know what? Fuck you! I don't have to tell you shit! You hate me, but you know NOTHING about me and what I could possibly be going through right now!"
"Ughh!" I let out a frustrated sigh. "I don't hate you, I just find you irritating. You may not have to tell me anything, but it just seems really fucking odd that you're talking to a computer program that we just discovered today like as if you've known it for a long time!"
Nac crossed her arms and glared at me in response. "It doesn't matter! I'm not behind any of this! All I wanted was a nice RV tour, but I got trapped in a disaster!" She then uncrossed her arms and briskly began to walk out of the room. She turned around once at the door. "Don't try to talk to him anymore, he doesn't like you!" she told me before leaving.
I didn't even care, I immediately went onto that stupid computer, turned it on, and began typing. "What's the deal with you and Nac" I wrote.
"FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!" he replied back before forcing the screen to go black.
I tried to turn it back on, but it wouldn't turn on for me. I gave up and left. I really needed to rest, anyways. I went straight to my room and lied in bed for maybe an hour. Maybe two. I lost track. I tried sleeping but that energy drink infused coffee I drank was keeping me wide awake. If I didn't get murdered by some asshole in this place, I was most likely going to die from exhaustion.
Suddenly, the television set turned on and a blaring sound filled the room. I shot up and covered my ears. Soon the noise stopped and Tanezumi appeared on the screen with a smile.
"So I set up a confession booth in the rollerblading room earlier! Thanks for everyone who participated! Now to see what all the house guests are saying about each other!" she giggled.
The camera panned to Honey sitting in a confession booth. Her full name was spelled out at the bottom of the screen with the title "Concerned Pizza Fan" underneathe it. She looked frustrated as she stared into the camera.
"You know, I LOVE Pizza Steve with all my heart. He's such a beautiful and talented person. Which is why I don't understand why he is bothering with Mooon Man! I mean, Mooon Man doesn't even care about him the way that I do! Mooon Man only cares about himself and here's Pizza Steve chasing after him like a lost puppy! You can do better than that, Steve! There are people who actually care about you, like me!" she confessed into the camera. "Charlie also tries way too hard to get Steve's attention, and Nac needs to chill with her blog stuff."
The camera went to another screen which had Mooon Man sitting in the confession booth. His name was also on the bottom of the screen with the title "Ex-Boyfriend" under it.
"Steve is trying a little too hard to get my attention. I don't know how to feel about that." he stated, inspecting his nails. "I mean he has all these people throwing themselves at him, but he chooses to pay the most attention to me. I mean I'm flattered, but... yeah..."
The camera went to another screen which had Belly sitting in the confession booth. His name was on the bottom of the screen with the title "Friendzoned" under it.
"I tried to talk to Honey, but she kept skating away from me. I tried to talk to Nac, but she ran to the computer room. I tried to talk to Gabriella, but she ignored me and talked to Eddie instead. How come no one likes me? Uncle Grandpa said if I embrace my big belly I'd feel better about myself, but I still haven't been able to get any girls to like me!" he sighed.
The camera panned back to Tanezumi. "Thank you all for your wonderful submi-" she stopped mid sentence before a smile spread on her face. "What's that? We have more footage?"
The camera panned to Honey in the confession booth again. Her eyes looked different as she angrily stared into the camera. "Mooon Man is awful! I hate him! I want him to get murdered next!" she hissed. "STAY AWAY FROM PIZZA STEVE!" she screamed before the camera went static and then the TV shut completely off.
Apparently some shit was going down while I was lying in bed. I decided to rejoin everyone to see what was going on. I could only imagine full blown out chaos ensuing.
I left my room and walked over to the main areas. I heard people yelling from the hallway.
"Are you fucking serious? Why would you say something like that?" I heard Mooon Man's voice angrily shout.
"I didn't say that! Tanezumi edited that! But I stand by what I said about you and Pizza Steve!" she replied.
I went over and saw Xarna holding back Mooon Man and Bromanor holding back Honey. Everyone else stood and watched.
"You don't know shit about what went on between Pizza Steve and I, fucking butt out of it you fake blonde bitch!" he hissed.
Honey gasped. "Excuse me? Coming from some platinum blond wannabe, I'd shut up if I were you!"
Mooon Man tried to go at her, but Xarna held him in place. "Oh yeah, bitch? I ain't the one wishing death on people like some dumbass tramp!"
Honey began to tear up. "HOW DARE YOU! You're a disgusting piece of shit, a liar, and a fake with bad fashion sense!"
"Right back at ya, YVONNE!" Mooon Man sarcastically and purposely mispronounced her name.
Honey tried to go at him but Bromanor held her back.
"That's enough, you two!" Xarna scolded them. "We have more things to worry about than petty nonsense!"
"Petty nonsense?" Mooon Man hissed. "You think DEATH WISHES are PETTY NONSENSE?"
"No, but you're fighting over a boy. That's petty as fuck." Xarna retorted back, shutting him down. Honey, however, had something to say about that.
"What would you know if it's petty? Have you felt the pain it causes?" Honey asked her.
"No because I don't care enough to put myself in a position like that. I battle aliens, I don't have time for boys!" Xarna told her.
"Who has time for boys when you could be partying anyways?" Bromanor asked.
"She's got the right idea!" Mooon Man grinned. "Honey can sob over Pizza Steve liking me better than her, I'll just do me!"
Honey tried to fight against Bromanor's restraint to get at Mooon Man, but to no avail. After a moment, the dinner announcement chimed through the RV.
"Do we have to escort you to the dining hall, or will you behave?" Xarna asked them.
"I'll behave!" Mooon Man told her.
Honey didn't reply. Xarna let Mooon Man go and he walked off to the dining hall. Bromanor then let Honey go, who didn't readily go off to the dining hall, but instead went to go see Riley who was huddling in the corner.
As we walked to the dining hall, Celeste ran up to me. "Kev, you totally missed it!" she began.
"What the fight? I saw it." I told her.
"No! The desert! I wish you came with me! I found this!" she put something in my hand. It was a key.
"Where do you think it leads?" I asked her.
"Perhaps that door that was locked that we couldn't get into" Celeste told me. "We should check it out!"
"Yeah!" I nodded. "Good job finding this!"
"I also found this!" she handed me a paper. "It's pretty interesting, you should give it a read when you get the chance!"
"I will" I told her, putting the piece of paper in my pocket.
At dinner, Mooon Man and Honey passive aggressively said things about each other to the people they were talking with loud enough so the other could hear.
"Can you believe that hoe? We got a potential murderer on the loose!" Mooon Man told Charlie.
"He thought he was the coolest person in the universe! LMAO!" Honey told Riley.
Mooon Man glared at her. "She so fake lmao everyone should stay away from her!" he told Charlie.
"He's a giant slut shamer and wears ugly clothes!" Honey told Riley.
"She got some nerve talkin' shit, bruh" he told Charlie.
"Copying Pizza Steve's shades!" she told Riley.
Pizza Steve walked into the room, but when he saw the fighting, he left.
"You know, some of us would like to actually ENJOY our meal and not hear some blubbering idiot cry about a clip Tanezumi edited!" Honey said out loud.
"You know, some of us would like to actually not look at you, but here you are!" Mooon Man snapped back at her.
"ENOUGH!" Nac stood up and screamed. She began to bang on the table. "SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP! WHO THE FUCK CARES? THIS IS SOME HIGH SCHOOL SHIT! SOME OF US ARE DEALING WITH WAY MORE AND ALL I HEAR IS YOUR GUMS FLAPPING AND I AM TIRED OF IT!" she took the food on her plate and threw one scoop at Honey and one at Mooon Man.
The food hit Honey in the face. She gasped out loud and put her arms out to her side. Mooon Man did the same thing when the food hit him in the face.
"FOOD FIGHT!" Adam yelled before taking his dinner plate and smashing it into Belly's face.
Utter chaos broke out in the dining hall. Everyone began to fling food at each other. Uncle Grandpa even joined in, swinging from the ceiling and throwing food. I decided to join in too. I threw some of my food at various people. I hit Akira, Gabriella, and Charlie with some food. I then threw a piece at Nac, which hit her right in the stomach. The minute she felt that, she let out a loud scream and looked in my direction.
"YOU MOTHER FUCKER!!!" she belted out, almost inhumanly. She grabbed an entire bowl of mashed potatoes and smashed it over my head before running out of the room crying.
I fell over when she knocked me over the head. Celeste came to my aid.
"Are you alright?" she gasped, removing the bowl from my head and trying to clean up the mashed potatoes.
I held my head, which was now throbbing. "Eh, could be worse." I told her. "I wasn't really expecting that reaction from her, though."
"Let's go, there's too much chaos" Celeste said.
I nodded in agreement and followed her out of the dining hall. Tiny Miracle was sitting in the kitchen, hanging his head down.
"They're making such a mess! It'll take me all night to clean all that!" he sighed.
Pizza Steve was sitting in the booth with his head in his hands. I decided to approach him.
"So what's up with all the drama about you?" I asked him.
"I didn't expect it and I honestly don't like it." he told me. "I like attention, but not like this."
"Understandable" Celeste nodded. "Are you going to do anything about it?"
"What would I do about it, though?" he asked. "Tell Honey I'm interested in all my fans equally? That's not gonna do shit!"
"She seemed so chill. What made her say that horrible thing about Mooon Man where she wants him to get murdered?" I asked.
"That..." Pizza Steve sighed. "Look, if anyone dies because of me I don't know what I'm gonna do. This is awful I can't believe I'm reliving this horror again. I witnessed enough death to last me a lifetime. I'm fucking good!"
"What do you mean?" Celeste asked. "This happened before?"
Pizza Steve looked up at us with a stern look on his face. "It's hard to explain so I'd rather you not ask me about it, ok?" he looked down again and sighed. "I can't help my feelings. I mean, if Honey wants to be with me or whatever that's cool all she has to do is ask and be okay with my other relationships."
"What?" I gave him a confused look.
"I'm polyamorous and have tons of girlfriends. Ramona and Tinley are my main gals, though" he smiled. "I would love to add Honey and Mooon Man into my relationship circle too, but I can't have this fighting."
"Why don't you tell them that?" I asked.
"Honey seems to want to be monogamous, which kinda sucks but not everyone is polyamorous." he explained. "And Mooon Man and I have been on and off for years."
"But if you explained this to them they might stop fighting." Celeste suggested.
"I guess it doesn't hurt to try." he shrugged. "I'll tell them when the chaos in there dies down. If someone hits me with food there's gonna be hell to pay."
"While they're all fighting in there, wanna check out that room?" Celeste asked.
"Sure, why not?" I shrugged, pulling out the key.
"Hey I hate to burst you adventure bubble, but until the next hallways unlocked that door isn't gonna open for you" Steve told us.
"So you're saying someone else needs to die?" I asked.
"Unfortunately, but I wouldn't wanna go in there if I were you." he told us.
"Why not?" Celeste asked.
"Trust me!" Pizza Steve said.
"Alright, wanna go roller skating?" she asked me.
"Nah, my head hurts." I shook my head.
"I already explored the desert" she tapped her chin.
"We can play video games" Pizza Steve grinned.
"I'm not very good at it" Celeste admitted.
"Its easy! All you do is button mash!" he told her before getting up. "C'mon!"
I thought we were going to follow him to the arcade, but instead we followed him to his room. In one of his rooms, there was a giant TV with a game console and some controllers. He handed us a controller each before sitting down in a bean bag chair.
"Make yourselves at home" he told us.
"How come your letting us play video games in your room?" I asked.
"No one wants to play with me..." Pizza Steve answered. It almost sounded really sad, but then he spoke again. "because I'm the video game master and people get sick of losing!"
"We'll see how good you REALLY are" I smirked.
"I'm so good you're gonna cry!" he bragged.
"Oh it's on!" I told him, tapping my fingers across the buttons to warm up.
We played all kinds of video games with Pizza Steve and it was actually alot of fun. I forgot about all the fights and crazy stuff happening just hanging out with Celeste and Pizza Steve. He wasn't actually as great at video games as he said he was, but he made excuses for himself like "I'm just warming up" or "you got lucky!"
We lost track of the time, but before I knew it the night time announcements sounded. Tanezumi reminded us to stay awake for the fear games.
"That was alot of fun! Thanks for playing with me" Pizza Steve smiled.
"No problem!" Celeste smiled right back. I just nodded.
"Good luck tonight." He told us. "Whatever happens, stay strong. I know those games can get really scary, but you're stronger than that."
Both Celeste and I smiled. I didn't think Pizza Steve could be cool like that, and I'm glad I was able to see that side of him. We said our goodbyes and walked back to our rooms. Yet another night of fear games.
When it was time, the announcement came on. "AND THE UNLUCKY PICK IS..."