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Sarah Nac
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~~~~IMPORTANT~~~~
DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU
+Hate Uncle Grandpa to the point you want it canceled or make shitty memes about it
+Are bi-phobic, homophobic, panphobic, or hateful/fearful of any other sexuality that isn't heterosexuality
+Are racist
+Are transphobic
+Are a misogynist
+Are abusive
+Are an MRA

Because chances are I'm gonna call you out on what a shitty fuck you are so don't even bother talking to me if you're any of those.


I am Sarah Nac and I AM BACK, BITCHES
I am also known as "Nac", "Nabby-Doo", "Mama Zombie", "Mother Zombie", SNAC, "Sweet Miss Sunshine Cyanide", "Naccy Hensletter", "Naccy Minaj", "Bucky", "Pizza Steve", and very rarely "Izzy" or "Mama Luigi"
I enjoy many things
my current fandom is Uncle Grandpa with side fandom enjoyments of Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Pacific Rim, Ratboy Genius, and Dangan Ronpa
Previous fandoms I enjoyed and still do enjoy and you might still see fanart from me from are South Park, Fanboy and Chum Chum, The Lorax, Godzilla, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Homestuck, and Dan Vs. ((i prolly enjoy others but this is kind of the ones I remember))
I am currently in a relationship <3 with :iconstaticman5000:
I am an atheist
I am a feminist
I love horror, gore, and zombies
I'm a misanthrope AND a romantic
I really love to laugh, I like funny stuff alot.
Watch me here, and if you have a tumblr follow me there too
pizzasteveofficial.tumblr.com/ - mainblog
nabbydoodles.tumblr.com - art and concepts blog that I update more often than this page
Here is my Youtube- www.youtube.com/user/xMiszNacN…
My official music project's page- officialnacattack.tumblr.com/
I'm head admin on the Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja wiki www.randycunningham9thgradenin…
I'm head admin on the Uncle Grandpa wiki www.uncle-grandpa.wikia.com/wi…
I'm head admin on the Secret Mountain Fort Awesome wiki www.smfa.wikia.com/wiki/User:M…
If you want my skype, xfire, or facebook, note me
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*throws confetti*

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 16, 2014, 8:01 PM


Hi everyone! Sorry I've been inactive in terms of art and stories lately. I've been quite busy, actually! Just to give a run down, I moved out of my house and away from my mother in October because I could not take it anymore there. I currently live with my boyfriend and am doing MUCH better in terms of emotional health. I also cut my hair short, which I will post pictures eventually. I also quit going to Uconn because there's no way I can pay for it with the minimum wage earnings I make. Now before you think that sucks, my life ACTUALLY gets better from there.

I got hired for a stocking job through a temp company for $12 an hour to start! Which is AWESOME! So I will be doing that and the minimum wage job I work now because they are both part time. Even better, I signed up for a phlebotomy certification program so I can become a certified phlebotomy technician! It doesn't cost too much for the program, so I'm going to be using the extra cash earnings I'm getting to pay for the program. I will be starting the class on  December 22nd and most likely finishing with my certification on February 10th, which then I can apply for a bunch of phlebotomist jobs and **hopefully** get a full time job by March that pays me super well and gives me benefits! Yay~~~

Not only will I have a career, but I'll most likely be able to make enough extra cash to attend more conventions and make better cosplays! I know that sounds like a silly thing to want, but it's kind of what I've wanted this entire time. I am an artist and a woman of science, my time should be put into working in the medical field as a career and attending conventions with my boyfriend or doing art stuff during my free time!

But yeah, it's safe to say that I have my life on track and I have a goal and I'm super excited about it! Actually, about everyone I told is happy about it, except for my mom, which is the downside to this.

Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be caring about what my mom thinks considering I left the house and pretty much want nothing to do with her plans for me, but it actually hurts me a little that she doesn't approve. She FOUGHT me on getting a new job and going into the certification program! She was trying to talk me out of it and lie to me by telling me they were all scams! Hell, she even told me how she doesn't like my hair and tried to lie to me and tell me everyone hated it (which is a lie, everyone who's seen my hair cut thinks the haircut looks nice on me and suits my personality quite well). She even tried to talk me into moving back with her even though the household is toxic and abusive! It seems like no matter what I do she is never ever happy with me, which sucks because she is supposed to be my mother! I want her to be happy for me and I want to have a good relationship with her like I have with the rest of my family, even if she was abusive to me my entire life, but she can't even change her abusive and oppressive ways for me! She wants me to stay home and be her nanny/babysitter for all eternity and help ease the brunt of abuse she gets from her emotionally abusive husband! She constantly asks me to come back with her even tho I told her I don't want to come back! It's awful. I want to cut off all contact with her, but I need to talk to her still because she still has me on her car insurance (and its alot cheaper that way) and its a cheaper phone bill to have our phones on the same plan together. Though once I get a full time job and establish my budget and savings, I plan on completely cutting her out of my life so I can finally be happy. Talking with her always makes me angry, upset, and stresses me out. It's a relationship I can't repair and I just need to let go I guess.

But other than that, I am on the road to a happier and more financially secure life by making the decisions and choices I want to make and not the decisions and choices my mom forces me to make! Yay! :D *throws confetti*

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: staticman5000 playing call of duty

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Short Hair Selfie by NacOfTheStoneAge
Short Hair Selfie
"But Naaaacccc selfies at a store aren't art *whine whine*"
I know but ssshhh
I wanted to show you all my new hair
plus I need a new DA ID
Cut my hair short and dyed it black. The long part there is literally the longest part of my hair. Everything else is short (and very fluffy!!!)
My hair is really soft I love to pet it haha
It takes me 5 minutes to style in the morning too it's literally perfect. I love short hair.
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*throws confetti*

Journal Entry: Sun Nov 16, 2014, 8:01 PM


Hi everyone! Sorry I've been inactive in terms of art and stories lately. I've been quite busy, actually! Just to give a run down, I moved out of my house and away from my mother in October because I could not take it anymore there. I currently live with my boyfriend and am doing MUCH better in terms of emotional health. I also cut my hair short, which I will post pictures eventually. I also quit going to Uconn because there's no way I can pay for it with the minimum wage earnings I make. Now before you think that sucks, my life ACTUALLY gets better from there.

I got hired for a stocking job through a temp company for $12 an hour to start! Which is AWESOME! So I will be doing that and the minimum wage job I work now because they are both part time. Even better, I signed up for a phlebotomy certification program so I can become a certified phlebotomy technician! It doesn't cost too much for the program, so I'm going to be using the extra cash earnings I'm getting to pay for the program. I will be starting the class on  December 22nd and most likely finishing with my certification on February 10th, which then I can apply for a bunch of phlebotomist jobs and **hopefully** get a full time job by March that pays me super well and gives me benefits! Yay~~~

Not only will I have a career, but I'll most likely be able to make enough extra cash to attend more conventions and make better cosplays! I know that sounds like a silly thing to want, but it's kind of what I've wanted this entire time. I am an artist and a woman of science, my time should be put into working in the medical field as a career and attending conventions with my boyfriend or doing art stuff during my free time!

But yeah, it's safe to say that I have my life on track and I have a goal and I'm super excited about it! Actually, about everyone I told is happy about it, except for my mom, which is the downside to this.

Yeah, I know, I shouldn't be caring about what my mom thinks considering I left the house and pretty much want nothing to do with her plans for me, but it actually hurts me a little that she doesn't approve. She FOUGHT me on getting a new job and going into the certification program! She was trying to talk me out of it and lie to me by telling me they were all scams! Hell, she even told me how she doesn't like my hair and tried to lie to me and tell me everyone hated it (which is a lie, everyone who's seen my hair cut thinks the haircut looks nice on me and suits my personality quite well). She even tried to talk me into moving back with her even though the household is toxic and abusive! It seems like no matter what I do she is never ever happy with me, which sucks because she is supposed to be my mother! I want her to be happy for me and I want to have a good relationship with her like I have with the rest of my family, even if she was abusive to me my entire life, but she can't even change her abusive and oppressive ways for me! She wants me to stay home and be her nanny/babysitter for all eternity and help ease the brunt of abuse she gets from her emotionally abusive husband! She constantly asks me to come back with her even tho I told her I don't want to come back! It's awful. I want to cut off all contact with her, but I need to talk to her still because she still has me on her car insurance (and its alot cheaper that way) and its a cheaper phone bill to have our phones on the same plan together. Though once I get a full time job and establish my budget and savings, I plan on completely cutting her out of my life so I can finally be happy. Talking with her always makes me angry, upset, and stresses me out. It's a relationship I can't repair and I just need to let go I guess.

But other than that, I am on the road to a happier and more financially secure life by making the decisions and choices I want to make and not the decisions and choices my mom forces me to make! Yay! :D *throws confetti*

  • Mood: Eager
  • Listening to: staticman5000 playing call of duty
From the corner of the room sprang a giant pink rat. The rat landed on the fire pit, immediately putting out the fire as she landed. It stood there grinning evily at all of us as the smoke from the fire surrounded her. The smoke made her look creepier than she already looked.

"It's the one, the only, TANEZUMI!" the rat yelled before twirling and bowing.

"No!" Pizza Steve stamped his foot. "Impossible! Get out of here! You're not going to fuck this up too!"

"Steve-o!" the rat looked offended. "I don't ruin things! I make them better!"
"Don't hurt my friends, Tanezumi!" Uncle Grandpa pleaded.

"I don't have to hurt them! Because they're going to hurt each other!" Tanezumi cackled.

Before we knew it, every window and exit door in the RV were covered with large metal bars and chains. Riley immediately began to freak out. He grabbed the log we were sitting on and clung onto it for dear life while hyperventilating.

"These chains are weak!" Xarna laughed before grabbing one of them. "I can break them open!"
She immediately began tugging on them. She grit her teeth and her muscles bulged as she struggled with the chain. No matter what she did, however, they didn't budge.

"I'm sorry you transported any last bit of brain matter into those big guns of yours, lady, but you're not getting out of here!" Tanezumi laughed.

Xarna narrowed her eyes at the rat.

"That's enough!" the girl with the cat ears roared before lunging at the rat.

The rat, however, grabbed the girl's hair and swung her over her shoulder, sending the girl crashing into the wall face first.

"TIGER!" Uncle Grandpa and his gang yelled out in unison.

"Listen, I have no problem having Tiger killed again, but I haven't even explained the rules yet. I don't want to have to break out the spears." Tanezumi giggled menacingly.  

Tiger rubbed her head as the muscular guy and the zipper mouth went to help her up.

"First of all, your in MY RV now! This is no longer the UG RV, this is the ZUMI RV. Got it?" the pink rat flipped her hair before snapping her finger, though I'm not sure why a rat has fingers. "Second of all, you are not allowed to try and hurt or kill me, because if you try, you won't be as lucky as Tiger was to just get thrown into the other wall. I will promptly and painfully execute you and use you as an example of what not to do."

The room was silent as everyone focused on the rat. I still wasn't sure if the rat was joking and this was just part of the entertainment for the tour or if this shit was legitimately happening.

"Third, if you want to get out, you have to kill each other!" the rat cackled.

"TANEZUMI NO!!!" Uncle Grandpa screamed.

"Tanezumi yes!" the pink rodent gave a malicious grin. "You have to kill each other, and if no one is able to find out you murdered you can leave!"

"This is insane!" Ule Gapa screamed.

"It gets better!" Tanezumi laughed. "Because I love chaos and death, I decided to add a new part, which is the final rule! Every night at midnight, one unlucky bastard will be randomly selected for a game of fear, which will include life or death games based on supernatural stories or urban legends!"
Uncle Grandpa began to cry. "Why would you do this to my RV and my friends!"

"Shut up, old man!" Tanezumi flipped him off. "The RV is open for exploring between 8 am to 11 pm every day. I suggest you use that time to plan your murders accordingly. I also suggest you do not go to bed immediately at 11 pm, because at 12 am the random fear game selection will be broadcast for viewing in your rooms, which are all labeled accordingly with a nice television and camera system installed."

The pink rat then handed us all our own keys.

"Go find your rooms and happy murdering!" Tanezumi laughed before disappearing.

Uncle Grandpa was on the floor crying as Tiger and the zipper-mouth were trying to comfort him.

"Billy, this is awful!" Uncle Grandpa looked at the zipper-mouthed guy.

"I know..." Billy, the creepy looking guy trying to comfort Uncle Grandpa, turned to us. "Ii'm really sorry about all of this, but make yourself at home I guess!"

"And don't murder each other!" the muscular dark-skinned man said.

"Exactly what Mr. Gus said" Pizza Steve nodded.

We nodded and went to go look for our rooms in the crazy RV. I still couldn't believe this was actually happening. Ned tapped my arm as we walked.  

"Is this some kind of crazy show for the tour or what?" Ned asked.

"I'm not sure, I think the rat was serious." I told him honestly. "But Uncle Grandpa is strange, so anything could happen."

We found a corridor that lead to a branch off of three different hallways.  One hallway was pink, one hallway was blue, and one hallway was purple. Each hallway had a small sign next to it. I went up to the sign to read it, though to be honest I can't really read too well without reading glasses, but like hell if I was going to put them on in front of all these people. I do have an image to maintain, even if it is intimidating.

"Aw man it looks like your room is down the blue hallway, man! I wonder where mine is." Ned sighed in disappointment before walking over to the other signs.

I shrugged and went down the blue hallway, not bothering to try to read the signs. I could have read them if I really wanted to without glasses, but it takes too long. Of course, I realized my mistake when I saw the doors had words on them as well. I decided to go for the door with a word that appeared to have a short word. My name only has three letters in it, so I figured it must have been mine. I tried the key into the lock and... nothing! It wouldn't budge!  I fiddled around with it to the best of my ability and the door would absolutely not budge!

"This door is broken!" I sighed. I then heard someone angrily clear their throat behind me. I turned around and saw Ule Gapa angrily looking at me .

"YOU'RE NOT ULE GAPA!!!!!" he screeched before he leaned in next to me, only about an inch away from my face. "I AM ULE GAPA! THE DOOR SAYS ULE!!!" he screamed right in my ear.  

I had to cover my ears because his scream made them start ringing.

"You're name is Kev, isn't it?" he asked me, venom in his voice.

"Yeah! What's it to ya?"  I asked bitterly.

"You're room is RIGHT THERE you dipshit!" Ule Gapa hissed as he pointed to my actual room's door. "Learn to fucking read! I was forced to learn your shitty culture and you can't even function within your own culture and you were fucking born here! Holy shit!"

"Fuck off!" I flipped him off before going over to my room. I didn't even care if I angered him to be honest. I heard him angrily open the door before slamming it. I rolled my eyes as I put the key in the door's lock. This door had no trouble opening. I stepped inside and was a bit disturbed by what I saw. Sure enough, there was a television looming over the bed, but there was also a surveillance camera right next to it, which  I found unnerving. Why would anyone need to watch us in our bedrooms?

I looked around the room and it seemed pretty empty besides a bed, a drawer that had several outfits that I would wear on a regular basis (which I found odd. it's almost like all of this was planned), a small bathroom, two medium sized mirrors on the walls in the exact same position across from each other, two medium sized pictures of a leafless tree positioned in an odd spot on the wall positioned the same way on the walls across from each other, and a small table with a gift basket on top of it. I decided to look into the gift basket and found a sketch book with some mechanical pencils, pencil lead refills, and erasers. I also found a switch blade, which I decided to put in my pocket just in case I needed to defend myself from any crazy person trying to murder me. I looked in the bathroom and it looked like an ordinary bathroom with a sink, a shower, and a toilet. On the sink's counter was a tooth brush with tooth paste I regularly use, a hair comb, hair gel and spray that I regularly use, deodorant, and hand soap. In the shower there was shampoo and body was I regularly used. I was honestly weirded out by all of the familiar products I regularly use being in this room. I just got here, how the hell do they know what kind of shampoo I use?

"We just want you to be as comfortable as possible!" Tanezumi spoke up from behind me. I jumped, nearly falling into the shower.

"Did I spook you? HA! I thought you were a punk rocker! Punk rockers aren't supposed to get scared, poser!" she mocked and laughed.

"I wasn't scared, you turd!" I hissed. "You just surprised me. I didn't expect you to be there. How did you even get in?"

"You left the door open, dingus!" Tanezumi laughed. "Enjoy your familiar products, it may be your last day to enjoy them!"

"Whatever!" I waved her off.

Tanezumi disappeared after that. I shrugged and exited my room, being sure to close the door this time. I didn't want that rat back in my room. No one was around in the hallway, so I put my reading glasses on to see who else had a room in the blue hall with me besides that asshole Ule Gapa. I groaned as I saw Nac's room across from mine. Next to her room was Villefoe, the bear guy with a beard. Next to Villefoe's room was Anthony's room. Next to my room was Celeste's room. I nodded and took the glasses off before hearing a quiet giggle across the hall. I look and see Celeste standing there with a grin on her face. The grin quickly faded the minute I noticed her and she immediately hid her face in her puffy sleeves again.

"What's so funny?" I asked her. After asking, I realized I sounded kinda harsh when I didn't actually mean to.

She let out a squeak and buried her face deeper into her sleeves. "I-I'm not laughing at you! I-I think you look nice in glasses!" she answered, barely audible through her sleeves.

"You think so?" I cleared my throat, realizing my voice sounded a bit cracked.

She briefly took her sleeves off from her face. "Yes!" she quickly answered before hiding in her sleeves again and running off in the other direction.

That little girl was quite strange. I shook my head and decided to check up on Ned. Before I did, I saw Villefoe exit his room. He looked at me like as if he knew something  I didn't before leaving the hall. I shook my head and also exited the hall. I found Ned walking down the purple hallway.

"This place is weird!" he told me. "It has all the stuff I would normally wear and use if I were home!"

"Same thing in my room!" I sighed.

"The place doesn't even have proper wifi!" I heard Nac screech from the blue hall before stomping over to the corridor.

"That's all she's worried about?" I rolled my eyes.

"Why don't we explore the rest of the RV? Like the rat said, we should get aquainted with this place. Even if we aren't killing anyone, we should still try to learn about the place. We might be able to find the answers we came to look for here!" Ned suggested.

"Yeah I guess." I shrugged.

We walked down the corridor to get back into the campfire room, but I ended up seeing a door that caught my eye. "Hey, what's in here?" I asked going up to the door.

It was an ordinary utility closet door, but knowing Uncle Grandpa something really whacky could be inside there. Plus, in the utility closet might be weapons that Ned and I could use to defend ourselves. I opened the door and immediately regretted my decision.
Death On Wheels: Chapter 2
Let the Fear Games begin!

Sarah Nac (c) Me
Villefoe (c) Staticman5000
Celeste Beaumont (c) Shenanistorm
Yvonne "Honey" Smith (c) TheAwesomeGirl
Chester Warbler Zarke (c) PoochysCabinet
Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

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There it stood before me. The giant white vehicle obnoxiously decorated with various bright colored objects. With the backdrop of the bleak city around it, the fucking thing looked out of place. There were people already standing around it. I am assuming they are greatly anticipating this experience. I wasn't, of course. I may have been invited, but I was here for different reasons.


"Should we join them?" my friend asked in his croaky voice.


I sighed before taking a drag on my cigarette. I didn't answer him just yet. I don't think I was ready to answer him. We sat in silence for a moment longer before he spoke.


"Kev, listen, you know why we're here, and as soon as the stupid tour is over we'll confront him and force him to give us answers." he reassured me.


I took another drag of my cigarette before I spoke. "Yeah, but what if he doesn't know, Ned? What if we're attending this bullshit for nothing?"


"He knows. He has to. Nobody disappears in thin air like that." Ned reassured me, taking a drag of his cigarette before flicking it onto the pavement in front of us.


"Fine" I took one last drag of my cigarette before flicking it onto the pavement next to Ned's. "Let's go, then."


We made our way over to the group in front of the giant technicolor Uncle Grandpa RV and immediately I saw a few people I recognized. Most of the ones who recognized my presence, though, seemed to cower away. I'm not sure why, though. That's when I heard her voice.


"What? No way! How the hell did you get invited?" her shrill voice practically penetrated my ear drum. I'm pretty sure if she had been any louder I'd find my ears bleeding.


I turned to face her, and of course I was not surprised by what I saw. Black hair with red streaks, like as if she was trying to be hardcore while wearing an obnoxious yellow shirt with red polkadots and a pair of sunglasses printed across her bosom.


"Nac..." I unenthusiastically greeted her. "How did you get invited? Did you hack the database to find Uncle Grandpa's exact location and demand he make you one of the 20 lucky guests?"


"No!" Nac let out a laugh. "He recognized how big of a fan I was! Unlike you!"


"Try not kill people's ear drums with your fangirl bullshit. It's bad enough hearing you at lunch sobbing like a gross idiot over your laptop."


Nac stamped her foot before flipping me off and sticking out her tongue at me. Very childish.


I looked over to see if I knew anyone else, and I sure saw someone I knew.


"No! Please, dad! I don't want to go!" the acne covered boy pleaded as he clung onto an older man's leg.


"You got picked so you're going!" the older man commanded him in a gruff voice.


"I want to go back in my room! I'm still afraid! I'm not ready for this!" the boy cried, violently shaking his head. His mullet wildly thrashed around with him.


"I don't give a shit, Riley! You've spent enough time in that fuckin' shrink's office and it's about time you face your fears on your own!" the dad finally shoved him onto the ground.


The boy sobbed violently as he hugged his knees and rocked back and forth on the ground.


"Daddy, please!" he wheezed.


His father ignored him and just left the kid looking like a mess on the ground.


Riley used to be a good friend of mine, but ever since he got grounded, he never came back to school. I heard he developed extreme agoraphobia and wouldn't even leave his room. Of course, there was no doubt in my mind that Uncle Grandpa had some part in that.


As soon as I turned around to face the RV, the door swung open and a plump, old man did a backflip right out of it. He landed on top of the RV before out stretching his arms.


"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" the old man shouted in his annoyingly goofy voice.


"GOOD MORNING, UNCLE GRANDPA!" I heard the crowd shout back to him in unison, especially Nac, who began jumping up and down.


"Are you ready for the MOST AWESOMEST, EPICEST, EXTREMELY SUPER FASCINATING UG RV TOUR ADVENTURE SPECTACULAR?" he asked us.


"YEAH!" the crowd shouted back to him enthusiastically.


"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!" Nac screeched out. I had to cover my ears. She was so fucking annoying.


"Well then, come on in!" a smooth voice invited us from the door. We looked over and saw a sandy-haired male with sunglasses leaning up against the door frame trying to look like the coolest thing since sliced bread.


"PIZZA STEVE!!!" Nac let out a shrill shriek before swooning and falling over. I heard another girl swoon and sigh about Pizza Steve as well. She has long golden hair and a huge grin plastered across her face.


Pizza Steve motioned for us to come into the RV. Everyone began to pile in. The most excited ones rushing to be in front and the more reluctant ones tagging behind.


"C'mon, Kev!" Ned motioned for me to follow, because we were pretty much the last in line to get in. I nodded and stood behind the group that was taking a bit to get into the RV. While waiting to get in, I looked back and saw Riley still hugging his knees on the ground. I felt really bad for him, and I almost wanted to go over there and help him up. Before I could feel too nice, though, a small girl with bangs over her eyes shuffled over to the shivering mess of a kid and held out her hand.


"Hey, please do not be scared. Everything is going to be okay." she reassured him with a gentle, soft-spoken voice.


Riley looked up at her before taking her hand and getting up.


"I don't like being outside..." he told her.


"Well we should get inside the RV then. C'mon!" she motioned for him to follow before approaching Ned and I in line.


The girl looked up at me for a second before immediately turning her head away and trying to hide under her puffy sweater sleeves. I'm not sure why people do not like my awesome punk style, because every time they see me they hide. I really intimidate people with my style, but maybe it's better that way.


Once we were inside the RV, Uncle Grandpa was standing there with a bunch of weird looking people that I assume are part of his RV crew.


"Welcome to the UG RV, everybody!" a pale person with light pink hair greeted us. What was strange about this guy was the fact he had a zipper for a mouth. I feel like I stepped into some surreal horror movie, to be honest.


"Now, we're almost ready to start, but before we get started, how about you all take the time to get to know each other" a tall, muscular, dark-skinned male suggested.


"You never know what kind of friends you'll make!" a short, trendy girl with cat ears told us before giving us a grin.


"It's time for an ICE BREAKEEEERRR" Uncle Grandpa did a little dance before motioning for us to follow him. We all followed him into this room that looked like a camp ground. There were some logs set up around a small fire pit.


"Please, have a seat! Make yourself at home!" the zipper-mouth invited us all to sit down. I wasn't so sure how I felt accepting hospitality from that creepy mother fucker.
None the less, we all sat down. I sat next to Ned and that little girl who helped Riley get into the RV. Riley sat next to Ned.


"Alright, here's how it goes! When I give you my eyeball, you're going to introduce yourself by telling us your name!" Uncle Grandpa told us before popping out his eyeball. "Ready?"


"That's disturbing, but also really cool!" a pale, scruffy looking guy with wolf ears said.


Uncle Grandpa handed his eyeball to a chubby looking kid. The kid wasn't even wearing a shirt.


"My name is Belly!" he told us before handing it off to a boy with a red checkered shirt who I recognized when I first joined the crowd.


"Adam's the name!" he told us before passing it off to the next person.


"Eddie!" a boy with an orange shirt told us with a hearty smile before handing off the eyeball.


"BRO-MAN-OR!" a large, muscular disgustoid with red skin shouted. They juggled the eyeball in their hands for a few moments before passing off the eyeball.


"Yvonne Smith, but you can call me Honey!" the blonde girl I saw earlier told us in a silvery voice before passing the eyeball off again.


"Sarah Nac! But you can just call me NAC" Nac began to tell us in her annoying voice. "And I am a HUGE fan of Uncle Grandpa!!!! Like-" before she could finish a small man with teddy bear ears and a beard took the eyeball from her.


"I do believe he said just a name will do, miss" he told her before clearing his throat. "I am Villefoe" he told us before nodding and dropping the eyeball into the next person's lap without even batting an eye. He looked very unenthusiastic, like almost more unenthusiastic than I could be.


"Chester Warbler Zarke" the wolf-eared guy told us before passing the eyeball off to the next person.


"Charlie Burgers! Woof Woof!" a shaggy haired boy with dog ears happily told us before putting the eyeball in his mouth. "I lahv bahls" he told us as his mouth was stuffed with the eyeball.


"Bad dog! Give it to the next person!" Uncle Grandpa scolded.


Charlie growled before spitting it into the hand of the muscular woman next to him. The woman stared at it for a moment before clenching her fist.


"Xarna" she told us before placing the eyeball into the lap of the next person.


"Ule Gapa!" the angry blue disgustoid told us before pointing an accusing finger at Uncle Grandpa. "WHO IS NOT YOU!" he yelled before angrily shoving the eyeball into the next person's lap.


"Akira's the name!" a small boy with a red shirt greeted us before handing the eyeball over to the next person.


"A-Austin!" the small, shaggy haired boy squeaked as he tried to hand off the eyeball.  Instead, it just slipped out of his hands and flew at the next person, who was Riley. Riley let out a shrill scream as he cowered away.


"I'm sorry!" Austin apologized.


Riley began to cry. "I-I'm...." he sobbed before taking a deep breath. "I'm Riley..."
He wouldn't even rejoin the circle. Ned had to scoot over to get the eyeball lying on the floor before introducing himself to everyone and giving the eyeball to me.


"Kev" I introduced myself briefly before giving the eyeball to the small girl sitting next to me. She reluctantly, but quickly, took the eyeball from me.


"C-Celeste!" she squeaked out before quickly passing it and gently placing it into the next person's lap.


"Gabriella!" a girl with wavy brown hair and braces waved at us before handing it over to the next person.


"Anthony" a tall and slender guy about my age with a jet black fringe and heavy black eye makeup told us. He handed over the eyeball to the last person.


"Mooon Man~" a dark skinned male with white hair geled up into a pompadour told us.
Pizza Steve immediately lowered his sunglasses and gave Mooon Man a grin as he raised his eyebrows. Mooon Man returned the gesture by lowering his own sunglasses and raising his eyebrows at him with a grin.


"Alright! Now that we know everyone's names, let's get on with the tour!" Uncle Grandpa told us as he put his eyeball back in and got up.


"Oh no you don't!" I heard a voice hiss. "Not after that snore fest I had to sit through!"
"NO!" Uncle Grandpa screamed. "IT CAN'T BE!"


"Oh it is~" the voice laughed.


"No way! I took every precautionary measure imaginable!" the zipper mouth slapped his hands over his cheeks.


"What the hell, man!" Steve groaned.


The rest of us were just confused. I could tell everyone had no idea what was going on. Was this part of the tour? Was this not? Who knows?


"I'm just that good! You can't keep me away, you know!" the voice laughed.


Before anyone could react, something sprang out from the corner of the room.
Death On Wheels: Chapter 1
Here it is!!! GETTING OUT ALIVE 2: DEATH ON WHEELS!
*cackles evilly*
I wonder who popped out at the end???? /its so obvious tho
Enjoooooyyy

Sarah Nac (c) Me
Villefoe (c) Staticman5000
Celeste Beaumont (c) Shenanistorm
Yvonne "Honey" Smith (c) TheAwesomeGirl
Chester Warbler Zarke (c) PoochysCabinet
Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

NEXT: Death On Wheels: Chapter 2
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IMAGINE AN AU WHERE MEMES WERE BANNED AND SUDDENLY OUT OF THE DARK BOWELS IN SOME BUTTFUCK TOWN A FEDORA CLAD MAN JUST STEPS OUT OF THE DARKNESS WITH HIS RAGE FACE MEME T-SHIRT BEFORE TIPPING HIS HAT AND SAYS "U MAD" AS HE SETS OUT ON A QUEST TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THAT GOT RID OF ALL THOSE GODDAMN MEMES

MEMES ARE ETERNAL THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BUT WE CAN TRY TO BURN EVERY LAST FEDORA WE SEE
"AND I'LL SET FIIIIRRREEE TO THE MEEEEEMEEESS"

I guess the biggest question here is why are you asking for critique on a MEME????

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Thanks for the fav UwU
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Thank you for the watch.
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I was scrolling through my messages and for a second I thought your icon was bumby from alice madness returns
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no idea who bumby is and no idea what alice madness is
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oh my god it's this really badass and twisted version of alice in wonderland
it's for xbox, ps3, and pc if you're interested c:
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is it free? id totally download it
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Thanks for the fave ^^
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Have you ever considered that maybe robots could be requesting those critiques on pictures that aren't art (I could be wrong though)?
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