The New Recruit: Chapter 1 "Hello Miss. What'll it be tonight?" the bartender leaned against the counter to his customer, giving her a slightly confused look.The New Recruit: Chapter 1 by NacOfTheStoneAge
"Surprise me with something sweet tasting and full of alcohol." the customer told the bar tender, slightly banging on the table with her fist as she said it.
"Yes ma'am" the bartender nodded and went off to get her drink.
The young woman sat back and fluffed her short messy hair before yawning. It's been a while since she was offered a job, and she hated that. No job meant no money, and no money meant she'd go hungry soon. Of course, she has enough to survive at the moment, but that won't last long. She could barely take this nomadic lifestyle, let alone going hungry while doing it.
The bartender came back with her drink as she put some money on the table for him. She was one of the few people there. Not many people go to a bar early in the morning unless they were alcoholics. She wasn't an alcoholic, though. She was just strange
DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU
+Hate Uncle Grandpa to the point you want it canceled or make shitty memes about it
+Are bi-phobic, homophobic, panphobic, or hateful/fearful of any other sexuality that isn't heterosexuality
+Are a misogynist
+Are an MRA
Because chances are I'm gonna call you out on what a shitty fuck you are so don't even bother talking to me if you're any of those.
I am Sarah Nac and I AM BACK, BITCHES
I am also known as "Nac", "Nabby-Doo", "Mama Zombie", "Mother Zombie", SNAC, "Sweet Miss Sunshine Cyanide", "Naccy Hensletter", "Naccy Minaj", "Bucky", "Pizza Steve", "Snooki", "Lil Snooki", and very rarely "Izzy" or "Mama Luigi"
I enjoy many things
my current fandoms are Uncle Grandpa and Mortal Kombat with side fandom enjoyments of Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Creepypasta, SCP Foundation, and Dangan Ronpa
Previous fandoms I enjoyed and still do enjoy and you might still see fanart from me from are South Park, Fanboy and Chum Chum, The Lorax, Godzilla, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Homestuck, Dan Vs., Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, and Pacific Rim ((i prolly enjoy others but this is kind of the ones I remember))
I am currently in a relationship <3 with
I am an atheist
I am a feminist
I love horror, gore, and zombies
I'm a misanthrope AND a romantic
I really love to laugh, I like funny stuff alot.
Watch me here, and if you have a tumblr follow me there too
pizzasteveofficial.tumblr.com/ - mainblog
nabbydoodles.tumblr.com - art and concepts blog that I update more often than this page
Here is my Youtube- www.youtube.com/user/xMiszNacN…
My official music project's page- officialnacattack.tumblr.com/
Skype -addictedcaffeine (please tell me who you are when you add me or else I will ignore your request)
Facebook- (PLEASE ask me for this if you want it. I'd rather not post it publicly for personal reasons but I don't mind friending people I know on here or tumblr)
I'm head admin on the Uncle Grandpa wiki www.uncle-grandpa.wikia.com/wi…
I'm head admin on the Secret Mountain Fort Awesome wiki www.smfa.wikia.com/wiki/User:M…
Finally done! This literally took me all fucking day. He’s missing a few accessories but I’m honestly so tired right now I’ll add them later.
I now have an Erron black plushie yeeehaaawww
Also remind me to check what kinda fucking suede I buy because this shit is fraying like fucking crazy but I already spent the money on it so I just used it. Oh well
Erron Black (c) NetherRealm Studios
EDIT: NAC NOW HAS A MORTAL KOMBAT FANON PAGE CHECK IT OUT FOR MORE INFO ON HER mortalkombatfanon.wikia.com/wi…
Name: Sarah Nac
Age: 500 years
Weapons: Ballistic Battle Axe (it looks like a normal battle axe but when you press a secret button on the handle the top part shoots out at the enemy. It’s attached to a whip-like apparatus to make it a lethal whip weapon. this is her main weapon), Random Bomb (when thrown it shoots out glitter, confetti, poison, or acid before exploding to confuse the enemy), Magic Hammer (used for storage and sometimes laser shooting. not a main weapon)
Other Abilities: Like most chaosrealmers, she has extreme flexibility skills and can “snap” her bones and twist her body in otherwise impossible positions (her favorite thing to do with this ability is to suddenly snap her head back, look the person dead in the eye, and screech inhumanly to freak them out). She can also defy gravity when she jumps, but this power of hers is something she still needs to master. She can also fluently speak backwards, which gives her an advantage when speaking with chaosrealmers and netherrealmers
Biography: Nac used to be the princess of a small division in Edenia called Persephenia. Her mother was an Edenian and her father was a Chaosrealmer. After her mother died she became heir to the throne and ruled over Persephenia. However, because the people did not like how she ran things, she was overthrown and forced to flee to Outworld for safety, where she struggles to make a living by doing various odd jobs and sometimes hitman work.
Personality: She’s a strange girl who usually keeps to herself unless she feels she’s formed a bond with you. Then she becomes rather talkative and sometimes even a little overbearing. She’s rather impatient, but also a steady and hard worker who excels at whatever job she does. She can also be quite lewd. Overall she loves to have fun when she can, and will create her own fun whether she is working or not. She’s also very in touch with her chaosrealmer heritage and frequently visited the Chaosrealm when she lived in Edenia. She hopes to move back some day when she makes enough money, perhaps to permanently live there.
Storyline-ish: She met Erron Black, who was forced to find someone to recruit within a limited amount of time or get executed as a condition for being released from prison. At first, he is reluctant to recruit her because he believes she does not qualify for the job with her silly demeanor. However, after she engages him in battle and wins, he finds she truly is a skilled fighter. So he decided to bring her back to Kotal Kahn for approval. He shows Nac to Kotal Kahn, who is a bit reluctant at first. He asked her to show them what she could do, and she proceeds to fight Erron again and win. Kotal is impressed with this recruitment and congratulates both of them on being new recruitments (or in Erron’s case, a re-recruitment). Kotal assigned Erron to mentor Nac and train her in the way they run things and also deemed them partners in going on missions.
Relationships (mostly with Kotal’s army but I’ll add some other characters too):
Erron Black - She really likes him, even though she believes he’s too serious, “stuck in the past”, and old fashioned. She intentionally and unintentionally annoys him, but he has excellent patience so is able to otherwise tolerate things that would drive anyone else up a wall. When they first work together, he didn’t like her so much, but after spending alot of time with her (being a mentor and all), he grew to like her, though he refuses to admit it to anyone.
Kotal Kahn - Nac actually doesn’t like him all that much and feels he doesn’t run Outworld any better than Mileena or Shao Kahn ran it. She believes Kotal is way too wrapped up in tradition to be doing Outworld any favors, but she can tell he’s trying his best (and he’s giving her a good salary)
Ermac - In secret they have tea parties with Ferra and Torr.
Ferra and Torr - Nac adores Ferra and often will spend time playing games with her when she’s not working or hanging around Erron. They enjoy painting together and making up nicknames for everyone.
Reptile - Don’t speak to each other, though Nac tries to get Ermac to invite him to the tea parties
Cassie Cage - Wants to be her best friend but is intimidated a bit at the same time. She’s always amazed with Cassie’s Earthrealm culture (such as “selfies”). Cassie thinks she’s weird but nicer than all the other people she works with.
Jaqui Briggs - Also wants to be her friend but is intimidated a bit. Jaqui also thinks she’s weird and will try and avoid her
Takeda - Usually giving her very strange looks, Nac knows it’s because he can read her mind, which is a strange place.
Kung Jin - Nac doesn’t really know how to feel about him, but he’s probably the nicest to her out of all the young special force’s group.
Sonya Blade - Jealous that Erron checks her out all the time, but respects her as a leader and thinks Sonya does her job very well.
Johnny Cage - Nac insists he was a pizza in either his past life or an alternate universe, but she won’t tell him this.
aaannnnd thats about all I can think of right now
when I think of more stuff I’ll make her a page on the fanon wikienjoy!