Death On Wheels: Chapter 2From the corner of the room sprang a giant pink rat. The rat landed on the fire pit, immediately putting out the fire as she landed. It stood there grinning evily at all of us as the smoke from the fire surrounded her. The smoke made her look creepier than she already looked.Death On Wheels: Chapter 2 by NacOfTheStoneAge
"It's the one, the only, TANEZUMI!" the rat yelled before twirling and bowing.
"No!" Pizza Steve stamped his foot. "Impossible! Get out of here! You're not going to fuck this up too!"
"Steve-o!" the rat looked offended. "I don't ruin things! I make them better!"
"Don't hurt my friends, Tanezumi!" Uncle Grandpa pleaded.
"I don't have to hurt them! Because they're going to hurt each other!" Tanezumi cackled.
Before we knew it, every window and exit door in the RV were covered with large metal bars and chains. Riley immediately began to freak out. He grabbed the log we were sitting on and clung onto it for dear life while hyperventilating.
"These chains are weak!" Xarna laughed before grabbing one of them. "I can bre
Death On Wheels: Chapter 1There it stood before me. The giant white vehicle obnoxiously decorated with various bright colored objects. With the backdrop of the bleak city around it, the fucking thing looked out of place. There were people already standing around it. I am assuming they are greatly anticipating this experience. I wasn't, of course. I may have been invited, but I was here for different reasons.Death On Wheels: Chapter 1 by NacOfTheStoneAge
"Should we join them?" my friend asked in his croaky voice.
I sighed before taking a drag on my cigarette. I didn't answer him just yet. I don't think I was ready to answer him. We sat in silence for a moment longer before he spoke.
"Kev, listen, you know why we're here, and as soon as the stupid tour is over we'll confront him and force him to give us answers." he reassured me.
I took another drag of my cigarette before I spoke. "Yeah, but what if he doesn't know, Ned? What if we're attending this bullshit for nothing?"
"He knows. He has to. Nobody disappears in thin air like that." Ned reassured me, takin
Getting Out Alive: END……..Getting Out Alive: END by NacOfTheStoneAge
“Disappointing isn’t it? All these questions left unanswered and the narrator ends up putting herself up for execution to save the others. But hey, you say, at least it’s a bittersweet ending, right? She may have died, but everyone else is still alive.
Maybe, but they’re alive with the memories of it all. All the backstabbing and the double crossing, they all have to live with it. I lied when I said I would erase their knowledge of the time line. I’m breaking time law by doing so, but it’s a life lesson learned so that it doesn’t happen again. Something that will help the revolution flourish and completely crush Ursidae Congregation. I don’t care how many laws I have to break in the space and time continuum, but I was programmed to make sure I see the end of their evil reign.
I will make sure that He does not rise. He will not rise. She will rise. She will rise with great malice
Uncle Grandpa OC-Lauren-Michelle Jackson-BrownLauren-Michelle Jackson-Brown: (Generally Called Lori-May) Lori-May is Pizza Steve's Fiancé and Kirya's Middle Sister. Lori-May Also lives With UG at the RV She Also Adopts Uncle Grandpa as a Father-Figure. Lori-May Is a Also A Human, She Has Long Bleach Blonde Hair with Orange Flower Tie Up Hair Band And Dark Blue Eyes. Lori-May Is 22 Years Old. Her Birthday is May 14th(1992). Lori-May Is a Nurse. Lori-May Wears Baby Blue Tank Top, A Belly Button Piecing, Violet Skirt, Dark Red Tights, Baby Green Heels. Lori-May Is Loyal, Sweet, Faithful, Hard-Working, Creative, Honest and Helpful. Lori-May is allergic To Beef and Fruit. Lori-May Loves to Spend Time With Pizza Steve, Play the Guitar, Singing, Reading and Working at Her JobUncle Grandpa OC-Lauren-Michelle Jackson-Brown by katherine122
Lovesick: Chapter 1"Ding!"Lovesick: Chapter 1 by Shenanistorm
The pitter pattering sound of tiny feet was heard after the ringing of the bell chime on the door. Quickly behind her were the different odd footsteps of her friends, all following along into the store. Tinley shuffled into the store and surveyed her surroundings, looking over the many kinds of clocks hanging on every part of the walls. Being a sentient clock woman, she felt somewhat sorrowful for them, as this was almost like a clock orphanage. But she knew they were taken care of well here, and repaired when needed to so to be bought by someone one day. Repairs being one of the reasons she was here.
"So which aisle's got the replacement gears you need, Tin?", asked Pizza Steve, walking up to the clock girl and tapping her shoulder. She let out a squeak in surprise, turning around timidly.
"O-Oh, right! Well, I only need a couple and a new cleaning rag for them. That's the last time I go more than two months without cleaning...", she sighed, lifting up her sweaterdress and ope
Da familiaHey guys got bored and thought 'hey why don't I have a dA family? Well I am going to list the ones of my friends and put you down below:Da familia by miamor21
Mother: :iconNacoftheStoneAge:. I love you sweetie like a candy. Caring, sweet, protective of me and others around you. I am glad to meet you, mother zombie
Father: :icondbzfan001:. I love hanging out with you like a father daughter dance. Heart inspired, determined, and caring. I'm glad to talk to you when I need to
Sister: :iconezlafroyo:. You are like the sister I never had. Watching out around us, sweetie, and hilarious. I enjoy you everytime I am online
You are like the one out of some many cousins I have that actually stand out. Sweet, great, and epicness! I love you man
Aunt: :icon1LoveDrew:. You are so great and amazing to be my aunt. Determined, kind, and adventureous. I am happy to be with you :hugg
DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU
+Hate Uncle Grandpa to the point you want it canceled or make shitty memes about it
+Are bi-phobic, homophobic, panphobic, or hateful/fearful of any other sexuality that isn't heterosexuality
+Are a misogynist
+Are an MRA
Because chances are I'm gonna call you out on what a shitty fuck you are so don't even bother talking to me if you're any of those.
I am Sarah Nac and I AM BACK, BITCHES
I am also known as "Nac", "Nabby-Doo", "Mama Zombie", "Mother Zombie", SNAC, "Sweet Miss Sunshine Cyanide", "Naccy Hensletter", "Naccy Minaj", "Bucky", "Pizza Steve", and very rarely "Izzy" or "Mama Luigi"
I enjoy many things
my current fandom is Uncle Grandpa with side fandom enjoyments of Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Pacific Rim, Ratboy Genius, and Dangan Ronpa
Previous fandoms I enjoyed and still do enjoy and you might still see fanart from me from are South Park, Fanboy and Chum Chum, The Lorax, Godzilla, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Homestuck, and Dan Vs. ((i prolly enjoy others but this is kind of the ones I remember))
I am currently in a relationship <3 with
I am an atheist
I am a feminist
I love horror, gore, and zombies
I'm a misanthrope AND a romantic
I really love to laugh, I like funny stuff alot.
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