1. First thing you wash in the shower?Hair
2. Are you more of a coffee or alcohol drinker?Coffee, but sometimes I need some alcohol when im stressed out
3. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?Yee I would <3
4. Do you plan outfits?Not always
5. How are you feeling RIGHT now?a little stressed out which is why I'm filling this out ahaha
6. Whats the closest thing to you thats red?My cat's hair brush
7. What would you do if you opened your door and saw a dead body?probably let out a loud surprised screech, freak out and cower in the corner, and then try to assess the situation
8. Tell me about the last dream you remember having?It was Uncle Grandpa related I just dont remember the details
9. Three of your current feelings?stressed, frustrated, and lazy
10. What are you craving right now?nothing atm
11. Turn ons?too much to list ahaha
12. Turn offs?Misogyny, sexism, racism, ableism, homophobia, transphobia, filth (including scat, piss, garbage, etc.), and bugs :')
13. What comes to mind when I say cabbage?A giant head of cabbage rolling down a hill
14. When was the last time you cried? Why?Thursday I dont really wanna talk about it tho
15. If you could be a superhero, who would you want to be?Wonder Woman... or any female superhero really. Maybe Raven??? Idk all of the gals
16. Did the one person who hurt you most in your life apologize?They can apologize all they want it wouldn't matter because the damage is done
17. Do you bite into your ice cream or just lick it?Sometimes I will bite it because sometimes licking doesn't get enough into my mouth
18. Favorite movie ever?I don't have a fave movie
19. Do you like yourself?for the most part
20. Have you ever met a celebrity?I've met a few, but they were either like show-specific or old time actors. Like I got the original Jason Voorheese's signature but I accidentally left the signature in my car and now it's all messed up oops :') I also showed him the Pizza Steve parody of his character and he liked it alot
21. Could you handle being in the military?Heeeelllll noooo
22. What are you listening to right now?"Chips got Kicks" by RoccoW
23. How many countries have you visited?I haven't ever been outside the US
24. Are your parents strict?it was a weird kinda deal with my mom like she wouldnt allow me to do some things but would allow me to do others and it always confused me. Now I dont have to deal with it
25. Would you go sky diving?Naahh
26. Would you go out to eat with George W. Bush?Not unless he wants me to throw hot soup all over him
27. Whats on your mind right now?my phlebotomy test and all the drama going on in the UG tag on tumblr
28. Is there anything you want to say to someone?Not really tbh
29. Have you ever been in a castle?Not a real one no
30. Do you rent movies often?I mean does netflix streaming really count?
31. Whats your zodiac sign?Aquarius
32. When was the last time you had sex?Eh probably a week ago >.< I wanted to this week but cousin flow's in town
33. Name five facts about yourself.I live and breathe Uncle Grandpa
I love the horror genre so much
I love sex
I have a hard time with my emotions
34. Ever had a near death experience? If so, what happened?every day in a motor vehicle is a near death experience because people drive like assholes and are ready to cut you off and ram you off the road any chance they get. One time I was trying to turn into a parking lot and this guy SPED DOWN THE FUCKING ROAD AND LITERALLY ALMOST HIT MY CAR. Another time I was taking a turn and this guy just blew a red light. Thank goodness I didn't turn yet otherwise I probably would have been dead lmao.
35. Do you believe in karma or predestiny?
36. Brown or white eggs?
an egg is an egg and you will accept them all equally
37. Do you own something from Hot Topic?
of course I do I'm literal emo trash remember???
38. Ever been on a train?
39. Ever been in love?
40. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you do it?
Of course I would even if I'd be screaming and crying in a corner the entire night
41. If you could trade places with any person living or dead, who would you trade places with?
i dont wanna trade places with anyone tho that's so inconvenient like?? They wouldn't know how to do my stuff and I wouldn't know how to do their's and when we come back from being traded everything's fucked up and everyone's mad and I wouldn't be able to handle that tbh I'm too Type A for that shit
42. If you could shorten your life expectancy by 10 years to becopme more attractive, would you do it?
Yeah why not? Die young stay pretty
43. Whom do you admire and why?
Peter Browngardt because he has so much talent but gets shit on by people so goddamn much for doing something he loves to do but he still manages to be positive and do wonderful things like Peeb you are amazing
44. What was your favorite bedtime story as a child?
i had alot of favorites but I loved the Little Critter series
45. You're walking down the street, you come across a burning building. A woman says her baby is trapped inside, what would you do?
Frantically call 911. What you think I'm gonna run into that fucking building, are you crazy??? I will help u but I ain't stupid
46. If you could choose the future profession of your son or daughter, would you?
No because I'm not having kids first of all and second of all they should do what makes them happy
47. What was your best experience on drugs or alcohol?
a few days after my 21st birthday I went out with my boyfriend, a coworker, and his friend and I had like champagne,2 martinis, a beer, a lemon drop shot, and a red headed slut shot. I can't handle my alcohol so I was SO FUCKING DRUNK I could barely walk straight. My boyfriend had to carry me to the car when we left. Then we stopped at walgreens cuz my coworker and i had to go to the bathroom and I walked in STILL PISS DRUNK and I told EVERY PERSON I RAN INTO "GOOD MORNING" in an Uncle Grandpa voice and one guy thought I was trying to be mean and was like "what u starting shit" and I just whispered "no good morning" and... let's just say that night was fucking hilarious i wish someone recorded it
48. What was your worst experience on drugs or alcohol?
I throw up now if I drink too much so I have to be careful especially since I have a low alcohol tolerance
50. As your walking down the street you find a suitcase full of money sitting next to a parked car, would you take it?
I'd want to but that seems too convenient what if its a trap
51. If you found that a close friend has AIDS, would you still hang out with them?
52. In front of you are 10 pistols, 5 of which are loaded. If you survive you'd receive 100 million dollars. Would you be willing to place 1 to your head and pull the trigger?
well that depends am I being watched for legitimacy? If not, I'd probably go ahead and start opening all the guns to check for bullets and the one I find that has no bullets I'll use that one to get my reward. If I'm being watched then no I would not
53. How old were you when you lost your virginity?
54. Do you believe in ghosts, werewolves or vampires?
55. If you could live forever, would you want to?
not really tbh
56. Which fictional movie character most resembles who you are?
57. If you could go back in time, which time period would you visit?
I'd go back in time for 20 second intervals to slap every misogynistic man ever
58. If they were to televise a live execution, would you watch it?
Depends on who it was and what they did
59. If you could be the president of the USA, would you be willing to do it?
Unless you want Uncle Grandpa to be the only show on any channel you ever watch then it's probably not a good idea
60. If you could choose the sex of your unborn child, would you want to?
No cuz again not having kids
61. Would you rather live longer or be wealthy?
be wealthy cuz what good is living longer when u cant afford cool stuff wtf bro