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NacOfTheStoneAge
Sarah Nac
Artist | Hobbyist | Varied
United States
:iconnacofthestoneage::heart::iconstaticman5000:






REMINDERS
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:icongiftsfriendsonly:


~~~~IMPORTANT~~~~
DON'T SPEAK TO ME IF YOU
+Hate Uncle Grandpa to the point you want it canceled or make shitty memes about it
+Are bi-phobic, homophobic, panphobic, or hateful/fearful of any other sexuality that isn't heterosexuality
+Are racist
+Are transphobic
+Are a misogynist
+Are abusive
+Are an MRA

Because chances are I'm gonna call you out on what a shitty fuck you are so don't even bother talking to me if you're any of those.


I am Sarah Nac and I AM BACK, BITCHES
I am also known as "Nac", "Nabby-Doo", "Mama Zombie", "Mother Zombie", SNAC, "Sweet Miss Sunshine Cyanide", "Naccy Hensletter", "Naccy Minaj", "Bucky", "Pizza Steve", and very rarely "Izzy" or "Mama Luigi"
I enjoy many things
my current fandom is Uncle Grandpa with side fandom enjoyments of Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja, Secret Mountain Fort Awesome, Pacific Rim, Ratboy Genius, and Dangan Ronpa
Previous fandoms I enjoyed and still do enjoy and you might still see fanart from me from are South Park, Fanboy and Chum Chum, The Lorax, Godzilla, Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Homestuck, and Dan Vs. ((i prolly enjoy others but this is kind of the ones I remember))
I am currently in a relationship <3 with :iconstaticman5000:
I am an atheist
I am a feminist
I love horror, gore, and zombies
I'm a misanthrope AND a romantic
I really love to laugh, I like funny stuff alot.
Watch me here, and if you have a tumblr follow me there too
pizzasteveofficial.tumblr.com/ - mainblog
nabbydoodles.tumblr.com - art and concepts blog that I update more often than this page
Here is my Youtube- www.youtube.com/user/xMiszNacN…
My official music project's page- officialnacattack.tumblr.com/
I'm head admin on the Randy Cunningham 9th Grade Ninja wiki www.randycunningham9thgradenin…
I'm head admin on the Uncle Grandpa wiki www.uncle-grandpa.wikia.com/wi…
I'm head admin on the Secret Mountain Fort Awesome wiki www.smfa.wikia.com/wiki/User:M…
If you want my skype, xfire, or facebook, note me
Interests

PROJECTS

Journal Entry: Tue Sep 9, 2014, 11:49 AM


To keep myself organized, I'm gonna make a list of all the creative projects I'm taking (or attempting to take on) right now and their percentage of completeness!
ART PROJECTS
KEY:
0% = Not started
25% = Sketch
50% = Lineart
75% = In color phase
90% = Complete but not posted
100% = Complete and posted


CONTEST WINNERS
:bulletpink:Celeste Dangan Ronpa Style Sprite (100%)
:bulletpink:Celeste Full Body Uncle Grandpa Style Character Ref (100%)
:bulletpink:Shenanistorm's request (0%)
:bulletpink:Honey Full Body Uncle Grandpa Style Character Ref (100%)
:bulletpink:TheAwesomeGirl's request (0%)
:bulletpink:Chester Full Body Uncle Grandpa Style Character Ref (100%)
:bulletpink:TheGirlNamedEmily's request (0%)
:bulletpink:Rose Bust in Uncle Grandpa Style (25%)
:bulletpink:Tinley Bust in Uncle Grandpa Style (25%)
:bulletpink:Alastor and Octavia Bust in Uncle Grandpa Style (25%)
:bulletpink:Brianna Hill Bust in Uncle Grandpa Style (25%)

PERSONAL PROJECTS
:bulletblack:Tanezumi Character Ref (25%)
:bulletblack:Emoji Character Ref (25%)
:bulletblack:GOA Nac Character Ref (25%)
:bulletblack:GOA 1 Cast Character Ref Sheets INCLUDING THE FOLLOWING
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Uncle Grandpa (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Billy Baggins (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Steve (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Wayne (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Pete (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Chad (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Beef Supreme the Mighty (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Berzerker (100%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Pizza Clive (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Mr. Gus (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Tiger (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Tiny Miracle (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Beary Nice (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Frank Herbert (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Festro (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Dingle (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Gweelok (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Fart (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Slog (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Melvin (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Eric (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Mary (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Dennis (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Guillermo (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Susie (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Remo (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Ham Sandwich (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Izzie (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Ramona Desdemona (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Tanezumi (25%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Emoji (25%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:The Problem Solverz (0%)
:bulletblack:GOA 2 Character Ref Sheets (0%) including the leaked names
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Moon Man (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Bromanor  (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Charlie Burgers (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Ule Gapa (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Kev Character Ref Sheet (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Ned (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Belly (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Adam (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Akira (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Austin (0%)
:bulletblack::bulletblack:Nac (25%)

WRITING PROJECTS AND IDEAS
KEY:
0% = Not done yet
25% = Paragraph or 2 written
50% = A big portion is written
75% = In proof-reading process
100% = Complete and posted


:bulletpink:Next chapter of GOA (50%)
:bulletpink:Next chapter of Inedible (0%)
:bulletpink:GOA 2: Death on Wheels (0%)
:bulletpink:RamonaXSteve fluff/romance oneshot (0%)
:bulletpink:Supernatural Mysteries with Billy Baggins Series (0%)

COSPLAY PROJECTS AND IDEAS
KEY:
0% = In the research and planning stage
25% = Some items purchased
50% = All cosplay items are purchased and either waiting to be worked on or already beginning the process of being worked on
75% = Nearly all cosplay items are in the process of being worked on
100% = Convention/Photo/Event Ready


HALLOWEEN
:bulletpink:Human!Chica from Five Nights at Freddy's (0%) [WILL BE ACCOMPANIED WITH STATIC WHO WILL BE GOING AS MIKE THE SECURITY GUARD ALSO FROM FNAF]

CTCON 2015
:bulletpink:Krieger's Virtual Girlfriend from Archer (0%) [WILL BE ACCOMPANIED WITH STATIC WHO WILL BE GOING AS DR. ALGERNOP KRIEGER ALSO FROM ARCHER]
:bulletpink:TBA
:bulletpink:TBA

  • Mood: Zeal
  • Listening to: A Hardcore Deathstep/Filthstep/Gorestep mix
  • Eating: Cheeseburger and Fries
  • Drinking: Coke

Journal History

Activity


There it stood before me. The giant white vehicle obnoxiously decorated with various bright colored objects. With the backdrop of the bleak city around it, the fucking thing looked out of place. There were people already standing around it. I am assuming they are greatly anticipating this experience. I wasn't, of course. I may have been invited, but I was here for different reasons.


"Should we join them?" my friend asked in his croaky voice.


I sighed before taking a drag on my cigarette. I didn't answer him just yet. I don't think I was ready to answer him. We sat in silence for a moment longer before he spoke.


"Kev, listen, you know why we're here, and as soon as the stupid tour is over we'll confront him and force him to give us answers." he reassured me.


I took another drag of my cigarette before I spoke. "Yeah, but what if he doesn't know, Ned? What if we're attending this bullshit for nothing?"


"He knows. He has to. Nobody disappears in thin air like that." Ned reassured me, taking a drag of his cigarette before flicking it onto the pavement in front of us.


"Fine" I took one last drag of my cigarette before flicking it onto the pavement next to Ned's. "Let's go, then."


We made our way over to the group in front of the giant technicolor Uncle Grandpa RV and immediately I saw a few people I recognized. Most of the ones who recognized my presence, though, seemed to cower away. I'm not sure why, though. That's when I heard her voice.


"What? No way! How the hell did you get invited?" her shrill voice practically penetrated my ear drum. I'm pretty sure if she had been any louder I'd find my ears bleeding.


I turned to face her, and of course I was not surprised by what I saw. Black hair with red streaks, like as if she was trying to be hardcore while wearing an obnoxious yellow shirt with red polkadots and a pair of sunglasses printed across her bosom.


"Nac..." I unenthusiastically greeted her. "How did you get invited? Did you hack the database to find Uncle Grandpa's exact location and demand he make you one of the 20 lucky guests?"


"No!" Nac let out a laugh. "He recognized how big of a fan I was! Unlike you!"


"Try not kill people's ear drums with your fangirl bullshit. It's bad enough hearing you at lunch sobbing like a gross idiot over your laptop."


Nac stamped her foot before flipping me off and sticking out her tongue at me. Very childish.


I looked over to see if I knew anyone else, and I sure saw someone I knew.


"No! Please, dad! I don't want to go!" the acne covered boy pleaded as he clung onto an older man's leg.


"You got picked so you're going!" the older man commanded him in a gruff voice.


"I want to go back in my room! I'm still afraid! I'm not ready for this!" the boy cried, violently shaking his head. His mullet wildly thrashed around with him.


"I don't give a shit, Riley! You've spent enough time in that fuckin' shrink's office and it's about time you face your fears on your own!" the dad finally shoved him onto the ground.


The boy sobbed violently as he hugged his knees and rocked back and forth on the ground.


"Daddy, please!" he wheezed.


His father ignored him and just left the kid looking like a mess on the ground.


Riley used to be a good friend of mine, but ever since he got grounded, he never came back to school. I heard he developed extreme agoraphobia and wouldn't even leave his room. Of course, there was no doubt in my mind that Uncle Grandpa had some part in that.


As soon as I turned around to face the RV, the door swung open and a plump, old man did a backflip right out of it. He landed on top of the RV before out stretching his arms.


"GOOD MORNING EVERYONE!" the old man shouted in his annoyingly goofy voice.


"GOOD MORNING, UNCLE GRANDPA!" I heard the crowd shout back to him in unison, especially Nac, who began jumping up and down.


"Are you ready for the MOST AWESOMEST, EPICEST, EXTREMELY SUPER FASCINATING UG RV TOUR ADVENTURE SPECTACULAR?" he asked us.


"YEAH!" the crowd shouted back to him enthusiastically.


"YESYESYESYESYESYESYESYES!!!!" Nac screeched out. I had to cover my ears. She was so fucking annoying.


"Well then, come on in!" a smooth voice invited us from the door. We looked over and saw a sandy-haired male with sunglasses leaning up against the door frame trying to look like the coolest thing since sliced bread.


"PIZZA STEVE!!!" Nac let out a shrill shriek before swooning and falling over. I heard another girl swoon and sigh about Pizza Steve as well. She has long golden hair and a huge grin plastered across her face.


Pizza Steve motioned for us to come into the RV. Everyone began to pile in. The most excited ones rushing to be in front and the more reluctant ones tagging behind.


"C'mon, Kev!" Ned motioned for me to follow, because we were pretty much the last in line to get in. I nodded and stood behind the group that was taking a bit to get into the RV. While waiting to get in, I looked back and saw Riley still hugging his knees on the ground. I felt really bad for him, and I almost wanted to go over there and help him up. Before I could feel too nice, though, a small girl with bangs over her eyes shuffled over to the shivering mess of a kid and held out her hand.


"Hey, please do not be scared. Everything is going to be okay." she reassured him with a gentle, soft-spoken voice.


Riley looked up at her before taking her hand and getting up.


"I don't like being outside..." he told her.


"Well we should get inside the RV then. C'mon!" she motioned for him to follow before approaching Ned and I in line.


The girl looked up at me for a second before immediately turning her head away and trying to hide under her puffy sweater sleeves. I'm not sure why people do not like my awesome punk style, because every time they see me they hide. I really intimidate people with my style, but maybe it's better that way.


Once we were inside the RV, Uncle Grandpa was standing there with a bunch of weird looking people that I assume are part of his RV crew.


"Welcome to the UG RV, everybody!" a pale person with light pink hair greeted us. What was strange about this guy was the fact he had a zipper for a mouth. I feel like I stepped into some surreal horror movie, to be honest.


"Now, we're almost ready to start, but before we get started, how about you all take the time to get to know each other" a tall, muscular, dark-skinned male suggested.


"You never know what kind of friends you'll make!" a short, trendy girl with cat ears told us before giving us a grin.


"It's time for an ICE BREAKEEEERRR" Uncle Grandpa did a little dance before motioning for us to follow him. We all followed him into this room that looked like a camp ground. There were some logs set up around a small fire pit.


"Please, have a seat! Make yourself at home!" the zipper-mouth invited us all to sit down. I wasn't so sure how I felt accepting hospitality from that creepy mother fucker.
None the less, we all sat down. I sat next to Ned and that little girl who helped Riley get into the RV. Riley sat next to Ned.


"Alright, here's how it goes! When I give you my eyeball, you're going to introduce yourself by telling us your name!" Uncle Grandpa told us before popping out his eyeball. "Ready?"


"That's disturbing, but also really cool!" a pale, scruffy looking guy with wolf ears said.


Uncle Grandpa handed his eyeball to a chubby looking kid. The kid wasn't even wearing a shirt.


"My name is Belly!" he told us before handing it off to a boy with a red checkered shirt who I recognized when I first joined the crowd.


"Adam's the name!" he told us before passing it off to the next person.


"Eddie!" a boy with an orange shirt told us with a hearty smile before handing off the eyeball.


"BRO-MAN-OR!" a large, muscular disgustoid with red skin shouted. They juggled the eyeball in their hands for a few moments before passing off the eyeball.


"Yvonne Smith, but you can call me Honey!" the blonde girl I saw earlier told us in a silvery voice before passing the eyeball off again.


"Sarah Nac! But you can just call me NAC" Nac began to tell us in her annoying voice. "And I am a HUGE fan of Uncle Grandpa!!!! Like-" before she could finish a small man with teddy bear ears and a beard took the eyeball from her.


"I do believe he said just a name will do, miss" he told her before clearing his throat. "I am Villefoe" he told us before nodding and dropping the eyeball into the next person's lap without even batting an eye. He looked very unenthusiastic, like almost more unenthusiastic than I could be.


"Chester Warbler Zarke" the wolf-eared guy told us before passing the eyeball off to the next person.


"Charlie Burgers! Woof Woof!" a shaggy haired boy with dog ears happily told us before putting the eyeball in his mouth. "I lahv bahls" he told us as his mouth was stuffed with the eyeball.


"Bad dog! Give it to the next person!" Uncle Grandpa scolded.


Charlie growled before spitting it into the hand of the muscular woman next to him. The woman stared at it for a moment before clenching her fist.


"Xarna" she told us before placing the eyeball into the lap of the next person.


"Ule Gapa!" the angry blue disgustoid told us before pointing an accusing finger at Uncle Grandpa. "WHO IS NOT YOU!" he yelled before angrily shoving the eyeball into the next person's lap.


"Akira's the name!" a small boy with a red shirt greeted us before handing the eyeball over to the next person.


"A-Austin!" the small, shaggy haired boy squeaked as he tried to hand off the eyeball.  Instead, it just slipped out of his hands and flew at the next person, who was Riley. Riley let out a shrill scream as he cowered away.


"I'm sorry!" Austin apologized.


Riley began to cry. "I-I'm...." he sobbed before taking a deep breath. "I'm Riley..."
He wouldn't even rejoin the circle. Ned had to scoot over to get the eyeball lying on the floor before introducing himself to everyone and giving the eyeball to me.


"Kev" I introduced myself briefly before giving the eyeball to the small girl sitting next to me. She reluctantly, but quickly, took the eyeball from me.


"C-Celeste!" she squeaked out before quickly passing it and gently placing it into the next person's lap.


"Gabriella!" a girl with wavy brown hair and braces waved at us before handing it over to the next person.


"Anthony" a tall and slender guy about my age with a jet black fringe and heavy black eye makeup told us. He handed over the eyeball to the last person.


"Mooon Man~" a dark skinned male with white hair geled up into a pompadour told us.
Pizza Steve immediately lowered his sunglasses and gave Mooon Man a grin as he raised his eyebrows. Mooon Man returned the gesture by lowering his own sunglasses and raising his eyebrows at him with a grin.


"Alright! Now that we know everyone's names, let's get on with the tour!" Uncle Grandpa told us as he put his eyeball back in and got up.


"Oh no you don't!" I heard a voice hiss. "Not after that snore fest I had to sit through!"
"NO!" Uncle Grandpa screamed. "IT CAN'T BE!"


"Oh it is~" the voice laughed.


"No way! I took every precautionary measure imaginable!" the zipper mouth slapped his hands over his cheeks.


"What the hell, man!" Steve groaned.


The rest of us were just confused. I could tell everyone had no idea what was going on. Was this part of the tour? Was this not? Who knows?


"I'm just that good! You can't keep me away, you know!" the voice laughed.


Before anyone could react, something sprang out from the corner of the room.
Death On Wheels: Chapter 1
Here it is!!! GETTING OUT ALIVE 2: DEATH ON WHEELS!
*cackles evilly*
I wonder who popped out at the end???? /its so obvious tho
Enjoooooyyy

Sarah Nac (c) Me
Villefoe (c) Staticman5000
Celeste Beaumont (c) Shenanistorm
Yvonne "Honey" Smith (c) TheAwesomeGirl
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Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

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Pokes by ComradeSch
MEMES FUCKING MEMES EVERYWHERE THE GODDAMN MEMES WE'RE ALL MEME LOVING FUCKS IN TODAYS WORLD
IMAGINE AN AU WHERE MEMES WERE BANNED AND SUDDENLY OUT OF THE DARK BOWELS IN SOME BUTTFUCK TOWN A FEDORA CLAD MAN JUST STEPS OUT OF THE DARKNESS WITH HIS RAGE FACE MEME T-SHIRT BEFORE TIPPING HIS HAT AND SAYS "U MAD" AS HE SETS OUT ON A QUEST TO OVERTHROW THE GOVERNMENT THAT GOT RID OF ALL THOSE GODDAMN MEMES

MEMES ARE ETERNAL THEY WILL NEVER DIE
BUT WE CAN TRY TO BURN EVERY LAST FEDORA WE SEE
"AND I'LL SET FIIIIRRREEE TO THE MEEEEEMEEESS"

I guess the biggest question here is why are you asking for critique on a MEME????
The Muzzle of Madison (Wrath) by MermandoandmabelFAN
[The Fellowship runs out the chamber into a hall of pillars. The Fellowship is closely pursued by an army of Orcs. Other Orcs spring out from the floor or crawl, like spiders, from the ceiling and down the pillars.]



[They surround the Fellowship, who have drawn their weapons outward in a circle.]



[The Orcs snarl and leer.]



[Gimli lets out a yell. A fiery light appears at the end of a hall followed by a thunderous rumble. The Orcs flee in all directions. Gimli laughs, thinking he has scared off the Orcs.]



[The Fellowship are left alone. The weary wizard stares down the hall.]

Boromir: "What is this new devilry?"

[Gandalf does not respond for a moment. He closes his eyes, concentrating. The rumble is heard again.]



[Gandalf opens his eyes.]

Gandalf: "A Balrog — a demon of the ancient world."



[The thing growls, still hidden around a corner of the vast hall, throwing fiery light on the pillars. Legolas's eyes show fear.]



Gandalf: "This foe is beyond any of you… Run!"



[The Fellowship runs to a small doorway. Gandalf shepherds them through.]

Gandalf: "Quickly!"

[He takes a last glance behind him, and follows.]

[The Fellowship enters a passageway and goes down a flight of steps. The flight ends in a missing segment, and Boromir nearly falls but Legolas pulls him back.]



[His torch whirls away into the vast underworld beneath.]

Aragorn: "Gandalf!"

Gandalf: "Lead them on, Aragorn! The bridge is near!"



[They look across a wide space to a long bridge spanning the gap between a hall and a cliff face. Away behind them, the Balrog roars again.]

[Aragorn moves towards Gandalf, but Gandalf pushes Aragorn roughly away from him.]

Gandalf: "Do as I say!"



[Hurt and confusion register on Aragorn's face.]

Gandalf: "Swords are no more use here!"

[The Balrog roars again. The Fellowship descend a flight of massive stairs.]



[The Fellowship encounters a gap in the stairs. Legolas leaps and lands on the other side.]



[The Balrog rumbles again. Foundations splinter and crumble, sending huge rocks tumbling into the depths.]

Legolas: "Gandalf."

[Gandalf leaps after him.]

[Arrows whistle into the air from a far ledge, striking the stone steps. Legolas shoots back. His arrow rises through the air and pierces the skull of an Orc. The Orc tumbles down from his ledge.]

Boromir: "Merry! Pippin! Hoo-aah!"

[He leaps across the gap.]



[An exchange of arrows follow from the stairs to the ledge.]

Aragorn: "Sam."

[He pitches Sam to the other side where the Hobbit is caught by Boromir.]



[Aragorn reaches to pick up Gimli.]

Gimli: [holds up his hand] "Nobody tosses a dwarf."

[He leaps forward but nearly falls back into the chasm. Legolas grabs his beard and pulls him up.]

Gimli: "Not the beard!"



[Some of the stone steps crumble and fall. Aragorn pushes Frodo to safety. They climb to their feet and look at the now widened gap that separates them from the rest of the Fellowship.]

Aragorn: "Steady. Hold on!"



[The Balrog can be heard approaching from the other hall. Stone structures around the mine collapse as it draws near. A huge rock falls from the ceiling and smashes through the steps behind Aragorn and Frodo, creating another gap behind them. The stairs begin to wobble.]

Aragorn: "Hang on! Lean forward!"

Legolas: "Come on!"

[They shift their weight forward, tipping the stairs across the divide and slamming them onto the steps where their companions are.]



[They leap across to safety. They run down the stairs as the stone structures collapse behind them.]

[Around a great pillar in a fiery hall comes Gandalf, leading the Fellowship. A wall of flame whirls behind them.]

Gandalf: "Over the bridge! Fly!"

[The Fellowship flees. Gandalf does not follow, but turns, looking into the wall of fire.]



[A great form of black shadow leaps through the flames, its eyes of white fire, great ash-black horns curling around a bull-like head.]





[It opens its maw, rippling heat pouring out with a rumble. Gandalf turns, running after the Fellowship. A great, black, cloven foot stomps down into the hall, bursting into flame. A narrow bridge of stone appears in the fiery light, and the Fellowship crosses the bridge. Gandalf turns to face the Balrog.]





Gandalf: "You cannot pass!"



Frodo: "Gandalf!"



Gandalf: "I am the servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor…"

Gandalf: "The dark fire will not avail you! Flame of Udûn!"



[The Balrog strikes down on Gandalf, who parries the blow with his blade, shattering the Balrog's sword. Glowing embers run off the circle of light around the wizard. The monster bellows at the wizard. Frodo gasps. Aragorn runs forward.]

Gandalf: [clenching his teeth] "Go back to the Shadow!"



[The Balrog steps onto the bridge. It brandishes a flaming whip.]



[Gandalf raises his sword and staff together into the air.]

Gandalf: "You — shall not — pass!"



[Gandalf drives his staff into the bridge, causing a bright flash of blue light to appear. Flaring its nostrils, the Balrog steps forward onto the bridge.]



[The bridge collapses from under it as it moves towards Gandalf, and breaks before the wizard's staff. The demon plunges backward into the chasm, still wielding its glowing whip. Gandalf, exhausted, leans on his staff and watches the Balrog fall. He turns to follow the others.]





[The flaming whip lashes up from the depths of the abyss and winds about Gandalf's ankle, dragging him over the edge. He clings onto the bridge but strains to keep his grip. Frodo rushes forward but Boromir restrains him.]



Boromir: "No, no!"

Frodo: "Gandalf!"

[The wizard grasps the bridge, looking into Frodo's eyes. He stops struggling.]

Gandalf: "Fly, you fools!"



[Gandalf lets go of the stone and falls into the chasm, spreading his arms, the light of the Balrog glimmering far below.]

Frodo: "No!"



[Boromir grabs hold of Frodo and starts to leave up a flight of stairs.]

Boromir: "Aragorn!"



Frodo: "No!"

[For a moment Aragorn does not move, but then Orc arrows start whistling by once again, shooting at the companions.]



[Dodging them, he turns and follows the others up the stairs.]
……..
TRANSMISSION
……….
“Disappointing isn’t it? All these questions left unanswered and the narrator ends up putting herself up for execution to save the others. But hey, you say, at least it’s a bittersweet ending, right? She may have died, but everyone else is still alive.
Maybe, but they’re alive with the memories of it all. All the backstabbing and the double crossing, they all have to live with it. I lied when I said I would erase their knowledge of the time line. I’m breaking time law by doing so, but it’s a life lesson learned so that it doesn’t happen again. Something that will help the revolution flourish and completely crush Ursidae Congregation. I don’t care how many laws I have to break in the space and time continuum, but I was programmed to make sure I see the end of their evil reign.
I will make sure that He does not rise. He will not rise. She will rise. She will rise with great malice and vengeance against the enemy, and when she does everything will rest. There will be peace.”
…...
TRANSMISSION END
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EMOJI POWERING DOWN
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”911 what’s your emergency”
”My son is missing! Please help me!”
”Sir, calm down and tell me where you saw him last”
”He was in his room! He was really sick and I was going to get him some care today…
”Alright, sir, can you give me a description of your son, please”
”He’s-“
[DISCONECTED]
”Sir?”
Getting Out Alive: END
*holding the phone wire* *Mabel voice* I rigged it

Tanezumi, Ramona, Emoji, Izzie, and Pizza Clive (c) Me 
The Problem Solverz (c) Ben Jones 
Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

PREVIOUS: Getting Out Alive: Finale
NEXT: DEATH ON WHEELS!!!!!!!!
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Mary stood on the top of the giant execution contraption machine before large metal hands grabbed her. First, she was put onto the giant rotisserie grill getting cooked over the fire. Then she was forcefully taken and then held in place on a giant pole as spears and hooks were flung at her and pierced her skin. She was then taken to the slaughterhouse as she nearly escaped the deathly contraptions that tried to clamp down on her. Instead of being packaged into meat, she was spit out onto a hospital cart where doctors took her and began to cut her open. Before they could take out anything vital, she was strapped to the roller coaster Pizza Steve was supposed to be executed on and was decapitated by the giant pizza slicer at the end of the ride.
Getting Out Alive: Finale
*holds up lighter and slowly rocks it back and forth*
mmmm watcha saaayyy

Execution Music: spookyscaryskeletony.tumblr.co…

Tanezumi, Ramona, Emoji, Izzie, and Pizza Clive (c) Me 
The Problem Solverz (c) Ben Jones 
Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

PREVIOUS: Getting Out Alive: Chapter 43
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HaVoC1999 Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Thanks for the fave ^^
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Schplitzkriegs Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Have you ever considered that maybe robots could be requesting those critiques on pictures that aren't art (I could be wrong though)?
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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Oct 21, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
*shrugs*
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Schplitzkriegs Featured By Owner Oct 22, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
If that's not the case, then I suppose they are people who don't know what a critique is, so they put it on their deviations just because everybody's doing it.
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mrteamedward15 Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014
WARNING! Carry on reading! Or you will die, even if you only looked at the word warning!
Once there was a little girl called Clarissa, she was ten-years-old and she lived in a mental
hospital, because she killed her mom and her dad. She got so bad she went to kill all the
staff in the hospital so the More-government decided that best idea was to get rid of her so
they set up a special room to kill her, as humane as possible but it went wrong the
machine they were using went wrong. And she sat there in agony for hours until she died.
Now every week on the day of her death she returns to the person that reads this letter, on
a Monday night at 12:00 a.m. She creeps into your room and kills you slowly, by cutting you
and watching you bleed to death. Now send this to ten other pictures on this one site, and
she will haunt someone else who doesn't. This isn't fake. apparently, if you copy and paste
this to ten comments in the next ten minutes you will have the best day of your life tomorrow.You
will either get kissed or asked out, if you break this chain u will see a little dead girl in you
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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Oct 15, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
:iconchainfailplz:

if this is true I gladly welcome her hahahaha
It'll save me all the goddamn bills I have to pay
plus I'm gonna reincarnate into Goat Satan anyways so I'm not worried
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PoochysCabinet Featured By Owner Oct 9, 2014  New member Hobbyist Digital Artist
Yo, it's Emily! I switched accounts. 
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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Oct 11, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
eeeeyyyy
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CatDogHeffer Featured By Owner Oct 3, 2014  Student Filmographer
FINALLY! Someone who loves UG as much as I do!! Thank you for having great taste!! :D 
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NacOfTheStoneAge Featured By Owner Oct 8, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
you're welcome mang!
I love Uncle Grandpa and Pizza Steve is my husband
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