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Getting Out Alive: Did somebody order a pizza?

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Pizza Steve was strapped and bound tightly to a roller coaster cart. Tanezumi pressed a button on a control panel and the roller coaster immediately shot off at a high speed. Pizza Steve's sunglasses flew off as his roller coaster cart brought him through a row of saws swinging on pendulums. The pendulums each time were very close, but would ultimately miss him. This went on for quite sometime as sweat beads began to form on the pizza boy's face. The roller coaster then went upwards at a 90 degree angle. It slowed down tremendously as it pulled the cart up. Once it reached the end, the roller coaster dropped its cart and Pizza Steve began to go at a very high speed backwards through the same pendulum field, the pendulums missing him each time. His cart, however, was speeding toward a contraption with two large pizza slicers. As Steve's cart got closer, Steve shut his eyes ready to accept his fate. Before the slicers could actually do their thing, however, The Problem Solverz appeared on the screen that was showing us a close up of Steve on his roller coaster death ride.
WE DEMAND A FAIR TRIAL!

The words blinked as the Problem Solverz had angry faces on the screen. The pizza slicers deactivated and Pizza Steve's roller coaster cart just went flying off the tracks and into a large pit.
Did you really think I was going to kill off Pizza Steve? You foolish fuckers AHAHAHAHAHA
You can't kill one of the most important characters... but you can torture the shit out of them *cackles*

EXECUTION SONG: Footjob Addiction by Alien Vampires www.youtube.com/watch?v=nprvkd…

Tanezumi, Ramona, Izzie, and Pizza Clive (c) Me
The Problem Solverz (c) Ben Jones
Everyone Else (c) Peter Browngardt

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*phew* I was nervous for Pizza bae for a moment there