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Getting Out Alive: Intermission 5

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❀ ✿ TANEZUMI'S TALK SHOW ✿ ❀
(ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ~『✧~*So I was at my favorite gym when suddenly I found a group of dudes hogging my favorite machine. I figured I'd be nice and wait for them to get off, but they never did. They just kept taking turns and never letting anyone else on the damn machine. I was filled with rage. I pay for this damn membership too! To teach those fucking entitled hogging pigs a lesson, I rigged the machine directly next to them to break in all the wrong places. Those broken parts flew off and impaled them every which way. After they fell off the machine I wanted to use, I was easily able to kick the damn morons out of the way and go about my merry way on my favorite piece of excercise equipment.★~(⊙ω⊙✿)』
Fuck men who hog exercise machines

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